Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Importance of the Chins

What makes Fresh Fruit unique from other two-chick outfits like Tegan & Sara (minus the obvious "identically dykey Canadians") is our abundance of chins. As in between the two of us and individually, we have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Bruce Vilanch only has two chins. What a faggot. I don't know what kind of no-self-esteem ass-spelunker would want to sleep with a man who only has two chins.

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